Lassie: Our victim wasn’t killed by a shark, he was murdered.
Male news reporter: heh…no seriously…
Lassie: No, I’m not kidding, he was murdered
Male news reporter: What about those things that looks like shark bites?
Lassie: Yeah those are shark bites
Female news reporter: And those at the shoulder?
Lassie: yes, those are also shark bites
Male news reporter: Can you spell your last name?
Lassie: Are you telling me you don’t know how to spell Lassiter?
Male news reporter: No I do, I just wanted to see if you did. Eh…One follow up question, Does the shark have an alibi?
Female news reporter: Do you think the shark can have a fair trial in this jurisdiction or will you have to pick your jury from the aquarium?
*Shawn sends ‘superb!’ sign to Lassie*